Described by The New York Times as “gleefully filthy,” POTUS: Or, Behind Every Great Dumbass Are Seven Women Trying to Keep Him Alive begins performances tonight!

As with most farces, POTUS audiences can expect slamming doors, mistaken identities, and lots of laughs. They can also expect cursing—lots and lots of cursing. In case you couldn’t tell by the show’s subtitle, this comedy is not a mild-mannered look at power. But just how vulgar is it?

We decided to consult the text and count exactly how many curse words appear in Selina Fillinger’s hilarious script…

33 F**k

29 C**t

27 Sh*t

18 A** (12x followed by “play”)

9 B*tch

6 Hell

1 Damn

1 Badass Show

Total Curse Words: 136

You may notice our curse word count math is not exactly…mathing. Well, that’s because we wanted to leave an element of surprise! You’ll have to see POTUS to hear them all for yourself.

POTUS is now swearing up a storm through November 12. Get your tickets today!

Photo of Megan Hill, Kelly McAndrew, Natalya Lynette Rathnam, Yesenia Iglesias, Felicia Curry, and Sarah-Anne Martinez for POTUS by Tony Powell.